So I have been talking to this guy I really like for about a month now, and I was at work one day, and he surprises me, holding my favourite Starbucks drink. I had lent him the book Looking For Alaska, because he said he never really enjoyed reading, and I told him this book would change that. So he told me he was done with it, and he took me home from work. We get in front of my house and he’s like “I want another book!” So I told him I’d run inside and get him Paper Towns.
As I was getting out he grabs me by my hand and says, “Wait! there’s this quote I wanted to show you on page… 123, I think. I like it a lot and I’m surprised you didn’t highlight it!”
And so I turn to the page, and there is this post it note pointing to that sentence.
I was asked out via a John Green book.
Boy of nine killed himself after he was ‘bullied for being white’ by an Asian gang at school. He was told by other pupils ‘all white people should be dead’ and he was forced to hide from the bullies in the playground at lunchtime.
Don’t you ever try to tell me there is no such thing as racism against white people. And don’t you dare fucking tell me it’s ‘reverse’ racism either.
And this was in the UK. He and his family are in their own country, their own homeland.
Repeat after me: ALL RACISM IS BAD. RACISM AGAINST ANYBODY IS BAD. PERIOD.
i drink a virgin screwdriver every morning im so hardcore
isnt that just orange juice
my dad was taking me driving and after i parked i got out and checked then shouted “IM STRAIGHT-well at least my parking job is” and my dad slams his hand onto the dashboard and goes “YOU COULDNT HAVE WAITED UNTIL COLLEGE TO MAKE THAT JOKE NOW I OWE YOUR MOM TEN BUCKS I DIDNT THINK YOU WOULD ADMIT IT YET” so thats the story of how my parents have been betting on when id come out
please stop reblogging this my dad thinks hes cool now
hairdresser: what do you want me to do?
me: just a trim thanks
hairdresser: no problem
PLEASE OH MY GOD. PETER CAPALDI AND CATHERINE TATE WOULD BE ONE OF THE BEST PAIRS EVER, THINK ABOUT IT.
Are you kidding? Is this real? *cries happy tears*
This would be- *sobs*
Please make this happen. Please.
I’D TOTALY GO WITH THIS
"Get the fuck in or get the fuck out."
"Oi watch your mouth, you big outer-space dunce."
"Just because you look older it doesn’t mean anything changes.."
"Planet of the Hats..NOW..you promised it ages ago.."
"There is no fucking planet of hats!"
Please make this happen!
Yo, I would start watching Doctor Who again if they brought Catherine Tate back. Like, I would start catching up the second they announced it.